that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
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Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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