Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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