I want to stick my p in your. b.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
In other news, I just burned my penis
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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