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Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
So squirting runs in the family.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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