I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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