Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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