you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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