that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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