Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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