'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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