So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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