I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
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Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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