R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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