So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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