We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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