then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
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I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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