Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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