1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just 30 Funny Tumblr Posts About Starbucks
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
18 People Are Kind Of A**holes But Also Completely Hilarious
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins