why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"