do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....