Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.