I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
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You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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