I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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