Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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