I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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