So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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