You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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