I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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