Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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