I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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