Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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