Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I'm at about main and main street
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
try to milk me bitch
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