Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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