Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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