Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
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You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
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I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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