well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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