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(818): View more from California

i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.

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(925): View more from California

im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?

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(479): View more from Arkansas

i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar

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(817): View more from Texas

idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

oh god was she eating orange peels again

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.

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You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI

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