i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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