it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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