new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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