My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
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I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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