I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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