your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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