Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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