haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
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I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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