I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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