Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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