She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I am midnight drunk by noon
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize