I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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