she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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