Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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