I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
sarcasm needs its own font
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize