Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize
