Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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