Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
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She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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