I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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